blair robertson!

i wear sunglasses because i cant look into the eyes of all the people who want to look into mines

ma name is big marvin , ah stay in Onthank , ma dug is a legend , ma bird is a skank , am big tall n skinny , ma eyes have now sank , ah swagger aboot like am built like a tank .

ah like tae get high on prescription drugs , when av nae food left , al just eat the dug’s , ah know its no big n ah know its no clever , ah only drink turps tae clean oot ma liver, am happy as larry and as high as a kite , ma troosers are stinkin ae pish sweat n shite ,

ma life oan the drugs has taken its toll , but its no stoppin me fae gettin ma hole , we shag on the bed , we shag on the rug , ma wee darlin angel , bullet the dug

— Found this online it’s referring to the scheme