Spent all yesterday revising :( but can wait till it’s over so I can kick back in the sun and smoke some weed!
ma name is big marvin , ah stay in Onthank , ma dug is a legend , ma bird is a skank , am big tall n skinny , ma eyes have now sank , ah swagger aboot like am built like a tank .
ah like tae get high on prescription drugs , when av nae food left , al just eat the dug’s , ah know its no big n ah know its no clever , ah only drink turps tae clean oot ma liver, am happy as larry and as high as a kite , ma troosers are stinkin ae pish sweat n shite ,
ma life oan the drugs has taken its toll , but its no stoppin me fae gettin ma hole , we shag on the bed , we shag on the rug , ma wee darlin angel , bullet the dug” —Found this online it’s referring to the scheme
I’m new to this thing :) hopefully it’s just as easy to pick up as Facebook!