“ma name is big marvin ,
ah stay in Onthank ,
ma dug is a legend ,
ma bird is a skank ,
am big tall n skinny ,
ma eyes have now sank ,
ah swagger aboot like am built like a tank .
ah like tae get high on prescription drugs ,
when av nae food left , al just eat the dug’s ,
ah know its no big n ah know its no clever ,
ah only drink turps tae clean oot ma liver,
am happy as larry and as high as a kite ,
ma troosers are stinkin ae pish sweat n shite ,
ma life oan the drugs has taken its toll ,
but its no stoppin me fae gettin ma hole ,
we shag on the bed , we shag on the rug ,
ma wee darlin angel , bullet the dug
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